Most Emarrassing Moment.....or one of the many..

   After this volleyball season concluded at Districts in Three Forks, the three players, four managers, three coaches, bus driver and his wife, who were the only ones taking the bus home that night, decided to change it up and eat at Applebees, which is quite a treat compared to the usual greasy, fast food restaurant that we usually visit.  Jordan Moody, Daisy Flanagan, and I, being the only volleyball players, filled a booth together.  The usual scene at Applebees includes sports games, tons of people, and almost always a fine looking waiter.  To our great luck the girls and I got stuck with a creepy, overweight waitress that spelled overly of cheap perfume; while the manager table was being helped by a very good looking waiter.  Throughout the whole meal, we attempted to get the hot waiter's attention.  Finally we realized our attempts were kind of a lost cause.  This is when, I unknowly being a very humorous person said something "very" funny about Jordan's smelly shrimp meal, Jordan broke out into a fit of laughter.  This may not seem like an issue for "normal" people, but with Jordan, one who has bladder control issues, it was a big problem.  This fit resulted in her peeing her pants right there on that brick red, vinyl booth cushion.  Daisy and I sat there unaware of the pee situation, wondering why Jordan's face went from laughter-red to worried-white.  When Jordan finally revealed what had happened, we obviously started laughing hysterically, which caused me to knock a freshly refilled glass of raspberry lemonade into my crotch.  Not only did wee finally capture the hot waiter's attention, but we managed to receive the whole room's stares and glances.  Jordan and I, both overly embarrassed to leave the booth because of our soaked pants, sat there uneasily until Chuck, our bus driver, informed us we could head out to the bus at any point.  To say the least, I hustled out of there as if there was a bear behind me.  Very embarrassing, but at least my pants were soaked with lemonade, unlike my companions pee pants.

EXHAUSTED.....

When I'm so very tired

It's almost like I'm wired

I usually laugh nonstop

Or get so mad I threaten to call the cops

People tell me to shut up

They say I'm like an annoying pup

But I don't care

It's like my head is full of air

When this all becomes too much

And sanity seems out of touch

Sleep would be the best

You don't want to push yourself to the test

(I have also fallen asleep while eating, not my best moment.)